I believe in God, the father of all burritos.

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I’m not making fun of God..but when you think about it, He is the father of  all burritos…and tacos, hot dogs, applesauce, and so on. The last time I’ve been to church was 2… Continue reading

Multitask. Poop and blog.

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Yes people I am currently sitting on my throne pushing out bad things out of my royal back hole as I write this entry. My point is, technology has made pooping more interesting… Continue reading

Make love to me food.

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Everyone’s talking about Valentine’s Day. I’m single and I’m not bitter about having no date for V-day. I spent V-day at home in my pjs watching movies and lots of food. I’ve really… Continue reading

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Exactly my thoughts. Ha

I was caught lying.

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We all lie. I know that for a fact but it doesn’t mean that just because everyone lies, I could lie too. I admit I lie about things. I lie about my height,… Continue reading

Phat and secksy

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I can cook well and I brag about it. I am a huge foodie and my taste buds are not picky with food. I like variety. I like to experiment with food like… Continue reading

I ate a choco honey dipped donut

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I did as I was waiting for clients. There’s an existing Dunkin’ Donuts near my workplace and I always go there when there’s nothing to do at the studio. I eat alone but… Continue reading

I am sooo jealous.

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“I like it when she’s here. I like her hair.” Well duh she is your fiancee, your future wife, the mother of your wonderful 4-year old son..of course you like her being around.… Continue reading

He wants me for my…dog.

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So the other day I was walking Milca my 6 month old golden retriever puppy at the park when a guy called out to me. I looked back and he was smiling at… Continue reading

He called me fat and I loved it

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I was never fat even as a kid. I was always the skinny kid who never grew  taller. Now that I’m 21 years young, I’m stuck at 5 ft 3 1/2 inches. That… Continue reading

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