Reasons to date me
Here’s a full list of why guys should date me.
1. I can go for days without bathing and still smell fresh.
2. I can pick things up with my feet.
3. I’ve finished Final Fantasy VII and IX without the help of my gamer brothers.
4. I can eat as much as you can eat.
5. Not picky with food at all. Just don’t take me to fancy restaurants.
6. I can sing better in the shower.
7. I know self defense. Kick guys in the balls. Boom!
8. I can write my name with my left hand. (I’m right handed)
9. I’m good in bed..I can sleep all day and not everyone can do that.
10. I can talk like Princess Lumpy from Adventure Time. Ohmyglob!
11. I can run fast. Faster when being chased by a dog.
12. I can fall asleep while watching TV.
13. I do my own laundry.
14. I don’t wear make-up..’cuz I don’t know how.
15. I have leukemia which means sometimes I may have hair, sometimes I don’t. More choices for you! 🙂
So come on guys what are you waiting for? Application forms are now available. Haha date me maybe?